Steve Colbert is hilarious. I used to watch him when he was on Strangers with Candy on Comedy Central and enjoyed him on the Daily Show and now with The Colbert Report. He acts so serious even when he's saying the most funny of funny. Recently he spoke at the White house Correspondents Dinner and practically turned it into a roast. You can read the transcript here. It is as interesting as it is long and if you're surfing the web you have the time to read it. Cos I mean the internet is like Walmart: sure you run in for some deodorant and eggs but you walk out with 7.50 DVD's and left over easter candy...damn forgot the eggs! Meaning: If you have time to get on the internet you have enough time to read the transcript.

Peace